Grammie has alternated between funny and kind of mean. She doesn't intend to be mean, but sometimes it comes across that way. Here are some of her funnier sayings in the past week.
I was smelling her flowers and they were very spiky and went up my nose. I told this to Grammie and she said, "Serves you right."
Last Friday, AJ was getting Grammie cleaned up and comfortable. I was sitting in the chair on the other side of the curtain.
Grammie: Katie comes and Katie goes.
Me: Grammie, I'm right here. I'm sitting in your chair.
Grammie: Katie comes and Katie goes.
AJ: Mom, she's on the other side of the curtain.
Grammie: Katie comes and Katie goes. This is Rush Limbaugh singing off.
Me: Grammie are being Rush Limbaugh?
Grammie: If that what's you want.
Yesterday I told Grammie I was leaving.
Grammie: Don't go.
Me: I have to go to the grocery store and get food.
Grammie: Send Jane
Me: Grocery shopping is a personal thing. What if Jane likes black bananas and I like green.
Grammie: That's true. Don't go.
Me: Mother's Day is coming up and I need to get presents and put them in the mail or I'll be in trouble.
Grammie: You go.
