Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Food Update

Well friends and family, it's time for another food update. I would hate for you all to be left out of the loop of my wonderful dieting experience. I went to the osteopath yesterday and was explaining that I'm just not feeling up to par. I feel tired, sluggish, my hair is falling out etc. Then I casually mention a phenomenon that I had noticed. When I eat popcorn, I get a headache. The first time it happened, I shrugged it off. The second time it happened, I started to wonder. Last Friday when it happened, I was paying attention. At this, the doctor got excited and said, "I think you have a sensitivity to popcorn." I thought OK. I can avoid popcorn, not a big deal. I asked if there was a test to take to discover if I was sensitive. He said, "No, you just eliminate that product from your diet and then you'll know. But we're not just talking popcorn. Popcorn comes from corn, so you need to avoid corn." I thought to myself, "No big deal." Three seconds later I hear, "Corn, as in everything made with corn...IE...corn syrup." At these tiny two words I sensed a huge problem. Are you aware of what is made with corn/corn syrup? The Dr. sent me a link to a website that lists a few foods to be aware of that have hidden dangers of corn. Now, keep in mind that this avoidance of corn also comes on top of: no processed foods, no white flour, no sugar, no bananas, and no potatoes.

If any of you would like to join me in this endeavor please call: 1-444-4NO-CORN. This diet is a guaranteed way to LOSE WEIGHT or YOUR MIND. Money Back Guarantee if you haven't lost weight or lost your mind in the next 30 days. But wait there's more. If you call in the next 10 minutes you can have the pleasure of experiencing this diet during the Christmas and New Year's Holiday! So what are you waiting for? Pick up the phone and dial. 1-444-4NO-CORN.

1 comment:

  1. Ahh, but we should all be avoiding corn syrup. :) Not that we do, but it would be better for all of us. Good luck!

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