Yesterday was a 1/2 day at school, in which the kids watched a play performance, a video made by students and a music concert. As my coworkers and I were sitting around in between making or students get caught up we had the opportunity for some great laughs. The best one came when the school newspaper was delivered. Inside were ten pickup lines that people could/could not use if they wanted. I would love to share some of them with you. (No, I will not be trying these out for myself!) A student wrote these so I'm not guaranteeing anything.
1. Hi, can I flirt with you?
2. Hi, I need help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow she's putting me up for adoption.
3. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
4. If this were a meat market you would be prime rib.
5. Hey, kitten. How about spending some of your nine lives with me?
Last night I got the chance to go babysit Elyse (5) and Jackson (3). Jackson said that Santa was bringing his presents to put under the tree. Elyse pointed out that there were presents under the tree from her, but she wasn't telling because she is a very good "secret keeper." After I put Jackson to bed for the second time, he remembered that I should look at the "nutcracker with the jewels." I asked him where it was and told him I would look when I went downstairs. He said, "Look with your eyes, don't touch. The mouth cracks open nuts, but we don't have any nuts."
The joy of kids.
haha. The third one is actually pretty awesome XD
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